"I'll just wait until next year to talk"

"Right now Mercury ... is in a corner perfectly aligned with my star. Mercury is no good, so if it's not good, I am going to request not to speak. I'll just wait until next year to talk."

said the Prime Minister of Thailand. (via http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/11/21/thai.pm.ap/index.html)

Astrology. It's a bitch.

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