New Heights in Douchebaggery

You know, I never liked Kanye West. I thought his formula was tired. All of his songs sampled old soul hits while Kanye rapped about how amazing he was. But I kind of liked Gold digger, and forgave him for a multitude of sins when he said "George Bush hates black people" on live tv. Dude's got balls. or tourettes.

Oh, yeah, now i remember why I hated him.

Take time to appreciate the realistic crown of thorns, fake wounds oozing fake blood, and the obviously practiced grimace.

After the cover shoot, he probably went shopping for jewelry, got a pedicure, then went for a daily ass-kissing session with his hired team of personal assistants who are only to refer to him as either Jesus, My Liege, and/or Supreme Master of the Universe. Yeah, life is tough for Kanye.

via http://www.gawker.com : "Lest you find the cover offensive, remember that it’s okay if a magazine uses a person of color as Jesus — that conveys sympathy and respect. If it were Mark Wahlberg or Piper Perabo tied to the cross, however, that would mean eternal damnation."